Behold! The duality of man - and sausage! Simply use your hand or a carefully arranged scarf to cover the one that doesn’t apply in the current moment and thus wordlessly communicate your current state of mind. Because inside you, there are two sausages…

SAUSAGE FACT: This is more of a sausage opinion, really, but for my money the most sensible sausage is the Bratwurst and the silliest is the Cumberland.

Like all VC shirts, this is an original design printed on 100% organic cotton.

Weight: 180 gsm.